The restaurant question.

[Roger]

took my wife to a restaurant last night. After we'd perused the menus, my wife 'excused herself'
The waiter came over to take our order. I told him I was ready but my wife was in the toilet.
"Do you know what she's having?" he enquired.
I glanced at my watch and said, "well, its been about 10 minutes, so probably a s**t"

[awbuggrit]

Me and my wife took a mutual friend out, and he said to the waiter,"Give me a plate of those pissoles!" "PISSOLES, Sir?" "Yes pissoles, PISSOLES, are you deaf?" The waiter perused the menu than said, "Ah, now I understand, it's a misprint, that should be an 'R' Sir." "In that case give me a plate of Rsoles!"

[Nessi]

But had to read it twice to get it

[awbuggrit]

Subtle is my middle name