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One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to
open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy
and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up,
there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free
haircut. And that, my friends,
illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: That is so bloody true as well, I'll be sending this on to all the people I know later on :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Think I'll send that to our MP🤣
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awbuggrit wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:14 pm Think I'll send that to our MP🤣
You will get a reply asking for the details of where the barber is, and if they need to book
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Nessi wrote: Thu Jul 27, 2023 1:42 am
awbuggrit wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:14 pm Think I'll send that to our MP🤣
You will get a reply asking for the details of where the barber is, and if they need to book
🤣🤣
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