Cream

[Nessi]

The neighbour went back to the doctor to complain about the cream he was given.

Neighbour:- Doctor every-time I apply it, I am getting a real bad reaction to this hemorrhoid's cream that you have given me and its not good

Doctor:- Where are you applying it

Neigbour:- On the bus

[OldBear]

I bet that's the same person who went into a shop and asked for some arse cream and the shop owner asked him which flavour he'd like...

[Nessi]

I bet that's the same person who went into a shop and asked for some arse cream and the shop owner asked him which flavour he'd like...

wonder if he said that he does not want choc with red sauce

[OldBear]

[awbuggrit]

That's a bum joke

[Nessi]

That's a bum joke

Nah he said he was just arse'ing around