The Nurse

[Nessi]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional and in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen,"replied Bob...

[OldBear]

[klive]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional and in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen,"replied Bob...

Had the same problem asked if they could take the pain away as id like to keep the swelling

[Nessi]

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional and in over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen,"replied Bob...

Had the same problem asked if they could take the pain away as id like to keep the swelling

AAA

[awbuggrit]

Just don't ask them to prick your boil

[Roger]

Just don't ask them to prick your boil

The nurse my be dyslexic

[OldBear]

I say chaps, are we talking about cocktail sausages by any chance? Most ladies prefer a cumberland I understand, what ho, jolly good, spot on etc....
(very poor Jeeves and Wooster mimick)

[awbuggrit]

Steady on old bean, you'll be mentioning black sausages next, I mean to say, what? P. G. Woodhouse must be turning in his grave

[OldBear]

Oh not black sausage, I can't stand it, all that blood and gore with lumps of fatty gristle thrown in

[awbuggrit]

"I say, Jeeves, why have all those bally cows got horns on apart from that one over there!" "That's a horse, Sir!"

[awbuggrit]

Oh not black sausage, I can't stand it, all that blood and gore with lumps of fatty gristle thrown in

Sounds like a particular violent cribbage match, Oldbear

[OldBear]

Oh not black sausage, I can't stand it, all that blood and gore with lumps of fatty gristle thrown in

Sounds like a particular violent cribbage match, Oldbear

It's much worse I assure you

[awbuggrit]

"I say, old feudal retainer, would you sally forth and obtain some comestibles for the forthcoming nuptial party?" "Certainly, Sir."
Nowadays: "Get us some grub from the supermarket ." "Fak orf", Sir.
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[awbuggrit]

Oh not black sausage, I can't stand it, all that blood and gore with lumps of fatty gristle thrown in

Sounds like a particular violent cribbage match, Oldbear

It's much worse I assure you

A particularly nasty game of 'snap' perhaps?

[OldBear]

A particularly nasty game of 'snap' perhaps?

I couldn't possibly comment on that without incriminating myself

[Forlorn Hope]

A particularly nasty game of 'snap' perhaps?

I couldn't possibly comment on that without incriminating myself

U2.

(You’ve got to be of a certain age to understand!)

[Brambles]

A particularly nasty game of 'snap' perhaps?

I couldn't possibly comment on that without incriminating myself

U2.

(You’ve got to be of a certain age to understand!)

You are indeed incriminating yourselves...off to the D cell with you two.

[OldBear]

@Brambles You obviously speak from a position of great personal knowledge