Rosey Farts

[Nessi]

Sitting near the guy in the office today who constantly farts and lets off some real hum dingers..

So sitting there hearing him let rip, then just waiting in anticipation of the rechid smell of either rotten chicken, rotten eggs or rotten fish, to our shock horror today he smelt of fresh roses.

We all looked at him to see he had a grin from ear to ear
We all asked what he had done to not smell so bad

He replied well last night I was looking through my wifes hand bag and come across a stick deodorant, and I am going to have to start buying them for myself because they really do work.

I read the instructions on the pack and thought I have defo gotta try this out
The pack instructions said
Pull off cap and push up bottom - and it really works! look at all your happy faces today getting the smell of roses.

[awbuggrit]

He'll probably get fired for arsing about. There again......