No toilet paper?

[OldBear]

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Sorted! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uS02J-qsi0

[awbuggrit]

You'll get panned for that joke

[OldBear]

No problem, I've been canned and potted before

[Nessi]

For a second then....

I thought you was going to say buy recycled toilet paper.

I would never buy that stuff, you just dont know who used it last.

[awbuggrit]

Course we 'ad it tough, we 'ad to make do wi' a rolled up newspaper(to quote a well known sketch)

[OldBear]

I know the sketch well Sir
I dated a girl many years ago who's Parents really did use newspaper for that purpose, from memory it was the Sun when they had page 3 girls earning a fortune displaying their "wares"... Thankfully I was never in the position of having to use the newspaper

[awbuggrit]

I won't ask for not what purpose

[OldBear]

Yes I think that's a wise decision

[Nessi]

I know the sketch well Sir
I dated a girl many years ago who's Parents really did use newspaper for that purpose, from memory it was the Sun when they had page 3 girls earning a fortune displaying their "wares"... Thankfully I was never in the position of having to use the newspaper

The Sun it should have been called the Bum it was full o shite anyway, so would prob coat a arse with more shit than it removed

[awbuggrit]

It did, whatagivaway(M P-again!)