Little Johnny

[awbuggrit]

The class were asked to use the word' fascinate' in a sentence. "Me Miss, me Miss" shouted little Johnny. Ignoring him she pointed to Angie. "Last week we went to the zoo, it was fascinating Miss." "Very good, my dear but the word I wanted was fascinate." "Miss, Miss, over here Miss." (Guess who?) Ignoring him again she singled out little Jimmy. "I went to the Science Museum in London, I was fascinated." "Yes, very good, but the word I was looking for was fascinate." Anyone else?" "MISS, MISS, ME MISS." Very well, go ahead Johnny," she said with some trepidation. "My Auntie came to visit us to show us the new cardigan she'd bought. It had ten buttons, but her tits were so big she could only fasten eight."

[OldBear]

Oh dear me awbuggrit, that's absolutely terrible.......
But very funny regardless

[awbuggrit]

And reasonably clean