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We keep hearing clucking noises in the night. We think we may have a poultrygeist, but we're not eggsactly sure.
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Cracking
but
Are you sure you are not playing with your maracas in your sleep
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Nessi wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 7:09 pm Cracking
but
Are you sure you are not playing with your maracas in your sleep
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Eggs-cuse me chaps, please stop egging each on or we'll end up with something being mislaid and that's the last thing we need during these bad eggonomic times...
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OldBear wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 7:59 pm Eggs-cuse me chaps, please stop egging each on or we'll end up with something being mislaid and that's the last thing we need during these bad eggonomic times...
I don't get this yoke! Can someone eggsplane it to me please.
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Brambles wrote: ↑Fri Oct 25, 2024 12:48 am
OldBear wrote: ↑Thu Oct 24, 2024 7:59 pm Eggs-cuse me chaps, please stop egging each on or we'll end up with something being mislaid and that's the last thing we need during these bad eggonomic times...
I don't get this yoke! Can someone eggsplane it to me please.
Eggs-actly, a big cock a doodle doo all round, the coop pecking order is plucked, there's a poultry amount of eggs caused by too many broody cracked eggshells due to fowl play between the cock and rooster. The bad clutch laying resulted in the chick's ruffled feathers, so all in all it's a total cluster cluck....
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Not even going to try and follow the above so shall go back in my shell.
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It's awbuggrit's fault, he started it....
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OldBear wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 3:42 pm It's awbuggrit's fault, he started it....
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May be I'll finish it with a yoke.. :oops: :oops:
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Roger wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 4:01 pm
OldBear wrote: ↑Sat Oct 26, 2024 3:42 pm It's awbuggrit's fault, he started it....
:whistles innocently:
May be I'll finish it with a yoke.. :oops: :oops:
If awbuggrit tries to hide becuase it is his fault then we will find him...
.. we will spot the white of his eyes.
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This thread has become scrambled
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What a hard boiled lot we are here :lol:
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Especially as we all poached this thread for our own puns. :lol:

p.s. Is Tom about? It is good T omelette us post puns on this thread.
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Yes, just look at what he's made us do :twisted: :muahahahaa:

He'll have us up before the beak when he gets back, then we'll get it in the giblets :lol:
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OldBear wrote: ↑Sun Oct 27, 2024 12:05 pm Yes, just look at what he's made us do :twisted: :muahahahaa:

He'll have us up before the beak when he gets back, then we'll get it in the giblets :lol:
Are you sure that you don't mean gibbet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Roger wrote: ↑Sun Oct 27, 2024 12:18 pm Are you sure that you don't mean gibbet. :lol: :lol: :lol:
That'll be after they've had your giblets ;)
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Cluckin' 'ell, what have I started?.(And no, they are not maracas, they are castanets -aw bugger wotagivaway.)
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@awbuggrit
you will need to shell out on a new set of maracas now
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